Mar 12, 2002 14:24
22 yrs ago
Chinese term
abgphd (X)
Subj: Fwd: 绝对搞笑，不可不看
Non-PRO
Chinese to English
Art/Literary
Subj: Fwd: 绝对搞笑，不可不看
Date: 3/3/02 3:34:13 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Labg
To: psyctr1
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Forwarded Message:
Subj: 绝对搞笑，不可不看
Date: 3/3/02 5:27:00 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Sent from the Internet (Details)
先是一个女生写的：
一日黄昏漫步，见一男生装酷，
呕吐，呕吐，只想低头撞树
然后又见一男生写的：
一日自习深处，见一女生撞树，
呕吐，呕吐，恐龙也敢摆酷
BBS 上的补充：
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今日黄昏奇遇，见有两人呕吐。
装酷，装酷，一不留神撞树。 ****************************
一日闲庭信步，忽见三人呕吐
何故，何故？只为都在水木 *****************
无事闲逛水木，惊闻四人撞树，
愤怒，愤怒，罚你四人植树。 *********************
那日4人植树，还有一人监督
残酷，残酷，惨状不堪入目！ *********************
都怪有人撞树，害得满版酸句。
删去！删去！免得大家发怒。 ***************************
你笑我郁闷气堵，害我搜肠挂肚
佩服，佩服，我咬牙切齿想哭 **************************
忽闻一人痛哭，不知这是何故
嘀咕，嘀咕，只缘恐龙撞树！ ***************************
昨晚饭后散步，忽有两人偶吐
跑路，跑路，又遇恐龙撞树 ****************************
今天校园路过，忽然发现没树，
罪过，罪过，大家爱惜树木。 *****************************
近来真是添堵,水木烂人无数
何苦, 何苦, 都来撞俺老树
Date: 3/3/02 3:34:13 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Labg
To: psyctr1
-----------------
Forwarded Message:
Subj: 绝对搞笑，不可不看
Date: 3/3/02 5:27:00 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Sent from the Internet (Details)
先是一个女生写的：
一日黄昏漫步，见一男生装酷，
呕吐，呕吐，只想低头撞树
然后又见一男生写的：
一日自习深处，见一女生撞树，
呕吐，呕吐，恐龙也敢摆酷
BBS 上的补充：
*************************
今日黄昏奇遇，见有两人呕吐。
装酷，装酷，一不留神撞树。 ****************************
一日闲庭信步，忽见三人呕吐
何故，何故？只为都在水木 *****************
无事闲逛水木，惊闻四人撞树，
愤怒，愤怒，罚你四人植树。 *********************
那日4人植树，还有一人监督
残酷，残酷，惨状不堪入目！ *********************
都怪有人撞树，害得满版酸句。
删去！删去！免得大家发怒。 ***************************
你笑我郁闷气堵，害我搜肠挂肚
佩服，佩服，我咬牙切齿想哭 **************************
忽闻一人痛哭，不知这是何故
嘀咕，嘀咕，只缘恐龙撞树！ ***************************
昨晚饭后散步，忽有两人偶吐
跑路，跑路，又遇恐龙撞树 ****************************
今天校园路过，忽然发现没树，
罪过，罪过，大家爱惜树木。 *****************************
近来真是添堵,水木烂人无数
何苦, 何苦, 都来撞俺老树
Proposed translations
(English)
| 4 +3 | What's it? |
Raymond Chu
|
| 5 | playing non-sense trick |
Rider Rider
|
Proposed translations
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Comment: "I do not know what this is; I assumed it might be a poem. I received it via e-mail from a bogus sender. I am a psychologist and often receive messages from patients. I need to know what this is. Is it a threat of some sort? is it obscene? Please respond. Thanks, Dr. ABG"
22 days
playing non-sense trick
Hi,
It's a humourous article. It's a poem, but non-sense. It has rhyme and rhythm.
In my opinion, you may not need to care about what it says. However, if you need to translate it, I can do for free.
[email protected]
It's a humourous article. It's a poem, but non-sense. It has rhyme and rhythm.
In my opinion, you may not need to care about what it says. However, if you need to translate it, I can do for free.
[email protected]
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