English to Polish Art/Literary Cinema, Film, TV, Drama

KIRKMAN: But I worry; now here's the thing. If it was white hair, no problem. I'd grow that out silky like, like Kenny Roger's beard. Grow it right out. Or I'd shave it into a Mohawk like Billy Idol. Punk-rock pussy, you know? But grey is a mean color and when it finally all grows in, grey is the color of barbed wire. And it sends a message, doesn't it? Right? Get outta here!

AUDIENCE: [laughter]

KIRKMAN: Get out, you young people! Stop trying to climb up on this. I'll cut you! No one's allowed in here any more! Don't you see? So I get nervous. I know guys don't care. They say, "We're just happy to be there" and that's very sweet. But I don't want you to have fun here and then get there and think, like, "Did your mom just come in and tap you out?"

from Jen Kirkman's I'm Gonna Die Alone