English Art/Literary Other

I really don't know whether it's a good place to ask about it. So I apologize beforehand if it's not the "right KudoZ question"

I need to write a New Year wish but not a usual one. 30-40 words. It should be written with some complex literary words, maybe with some allusions or hidden metaphors, so only real language geeks can comprehend it's meaning at once, and all other people should dwell a minute or two to grasp the real meaning.

Hope it doesn't sound all too gibberish =) Any help will be much appreciated!