du nerd au nef
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van nerd tot neffer Explanation: Uitleg: zie ref. Toegift: "This is parody of the poem The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe making fun of the lame spammers that grace our presence everyone once in a while...hopefully it will make you smile The Neffer Once upon a midnight dreary, while I neffed on ATOT weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious CD of the long forgotten Doors, While I typed, quietly singing, suddenly there came a ringing, As of some audio alert pinging, pinging at my inbox door. `'Tis some spammer,' I muttered, `ringing at my inbox door - Only this, and nothing more.? Ah, distinctly I remember it was late at night while others slumbered, I had gone to Taco Bell, ordering a burrito and a drink from the taco lord. As I descended the stairs of my mother?s basement; - and to the computer I went Throughout the night my fingers danced and pranced across the keyboard- Within that night, with each hit of post and reply, of Lifer I was toward My threads accumulating in hoard, later to not be seen evermore. And then the red locked symbol, dressing all my threads, began to appear It thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors that never felt so near; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, and to steady the hand holding my beer `'Tis some spammer invading, one of hating, my folder of my Gmail inbox door - Some spammer, with penis enlargement promises, filling my folder of my inbox door; -This it is, and nothing more,' Presently my fingers grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, I opened up Outlook, my mercy I hope you implore; But the fact is I made threads of Alba, Star Wars, and many a Y-A-G-T, And so my post count increased, as many late night members began to see? The Moderator light bulb was off for that I was sure ? so here I opened my inbox, my inbox door; - The email quoteth, ?take a week vacation,? and nothing more. Horrors and chills filled me through and through, This was an atrocity, one that was not to my lament to rue. Log in I tried, error code 189 said the message at hand, I tried again and nothing to my avail removed my BAN, I grew weak and started to frail. I started to sob, tighting my tinfoil hat, so gently weeping, in need of tissues A thought entered, it I took to Forum Issues, posting there, continuing it more A new account at hand, I posted at my defense, my heart still sore I received responses of DIAF and WWYBYWB, and of flaming, bashing, and flamebait And especially to my anger and agitation, an ownage post by M4H I began to defend myself, I posted and quoted, but still got flamed more and more. n00b I was called, neffer and trash, so I casted level 50 flamesuit, my course of attack sure, Then stopped, by bold edit letters, ?Nevermore!? I set up a proxy, thinking, my thoughts sinking into my mind more, I created account after account, and began posting in P&N, my PPD reaching one-hundred ten, Troll I was, arguing and calling names, comments of ?racist?, and ?whore? But alas Anandtech Moderator got the last laugh and more, My posts were edited, a ?BAN HIM!? picture appeared, my ISP informed And the Mean Mod quoted, You shall be posting here nevermore. Mean Mod Edited: 03/23/2005 at 10:27 PM by AnandTech Moderator" (http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=1787101) |
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| Reference: Nef Reference information: "Person who posts pointless messages on forums" (http://www.internetslang.com/420_20FRIENDLY-meaning-definiti... -------------------------------------------------- Note added at 3 uren (2015-11-23 23:10:51 GMT) -------------------------------------------------- "Created in the Anandtech forums, it was a member who posted useless crap to increase his post count. Hence, the term eventually branched out in to other forums and became a popular term among forum goers. Lifers are usually a harmless bunch, not as vicious as trolls. All they care about is the postcount." (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nef) |
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