English to Polish Art/Literary

Are your parties dull and boring? Well, why not liven them up with the snack food that’s sweeping America.
-Say, Mike, this is some great paté. It has such a unique flavor.
-It’s more than just an ordinary paté, Bill. Watch.
- What the-- You know, I never saw an appetizer do that before. (it jumps all over the room)
- Well, you never tried Silly Paté before. Not only is it fun at parties, it’s low in saturated fats.And look. It picks up your favorite comic strip.
(picks up - will bear an impression of)
- Look, I'm eating Doonesbury
(name of cartoon strip created by Gary Trudeau)